Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes,

charter a double-decker bus for a weekend for a bowling tournament

in Atlantic City.

The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus, and the blonde

team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is

whooping it up, having a great time, when one of them realizes

she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs.

She decides to go up and investigate. When the brunette reaches

the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight

ahead at the road and clutching the seats in front of them. They

all had white knuckles.

The brunette says, "What's goin' on up here? We're having a great

time downstairs!"

One of the blondes looks up and says to her, "Yeah, but you've got

a driver!"