One day a guy robs a bank. On his way out, he sees a cop so he shoots three times and misses and hit a pregnant woman with triplets. Which were unharmed.

Sixteen years later, one of the girls walks up crying to her mother. Her mother asks, &quotWhat's wrong?" To that the girl replys, &quotI was peeing and I peed out a bullet." The mother said calmly, &quotdon't worry about it."

A few days later the same thing happened with the other girl.

A few days after that the boy walk up crying to his mother. To this the mother says, &quotYou were peeing and you peed out a bullet, right?" The boy replyed, &quotI was jacking off and I shot the dog."